RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “All right, but that was Lindsey 20 years ago. People change! Views evolve! Spines disintegrate! The trial days have been going for hours and hours, which is a lot for some of the senators. Today, we learned, in order to be ready for the late nights, Iowa Republican Chuck Grassley has been sleeping in until 7:20 A.M. Wow, 7:20 A.M., no wonder he looks so well rested. By law, senators are supposed to sit quietly and pay attention, but today, according to reporters in the gallery, senator burr has a fidget spinner, Rand Paul has quite the sketch of the capitol going, and Marsha Blackburn is reading a book. That book? “Chicken soup for when you’ve sold your soul.”