Colbert: In the Massive Scaling Back of Obama’s Party, I Got Massively Scaled

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COLBERT: “Yeah. I mean — it makes sense, I am known to fill in when Letterman drops out of something. And I know what you’re thinking: So, Steve, what was the party like? I don’t know. I didn’t (bleep) go. In the massive scaling back, I got massively scaled. As soon as we heard, Evie said, “That makes sense, comedians should be the first people cut.” And I don’t think she was talking about just parties. I think she meant things like lifeboats and stuff like that, too. Now, the news that I didn’t go might be news to some people in the news.”