EXCERPT:
COLBERT: "There’s going to be one person notably absent on Monday, because Michelle Obama will skip Trump’s inauguration.
(Cheering and Applause)
And so far, no explanation has been given. What could it be? Hmm... Some are speculating it’s health-related, and that she came down with an incurable case of integrity. You know what she always says? 'When they go low, I go ’Byeee!''”