EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “While she reportedly doesn’t like “that” MAGA dude, it’s rumored there are some MAGA dudes that she do like and does do. For example, top advisor and disgruntled pencil, Corey Lewandowski.
[Booing]
The boos are coming a little late, guys. On the bus or off the bus but the boo bus is leaving the station. Noem is Corey’s boss and possibly boss with benefits. Because that rumor is that the two of them are in a romantic relationship, even though they’re both married with children. Okay, if that romantic part is true, Corey, a word of warning, avoid doggy style. Especially near the gravel pit."