RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Yesterday, we got a few photos of an event he held in napa at the hall Rutherford wine caves, where he had dinner beneath a chandelier decked in 1,500 swarovski crystals. So in case you were wondering if the wealthy gather in underground bunkers to plot the fate of the working class. Yeah. It was a decadent night. The butti-boosters enjoyed bottles of cabernet sauvignon worth $900, and ate off an onyx banquet table. Well, you gotta have onyx. You know how hard it is to get human sacrifice stains out of walnut?”