EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “He gave us an update on his crucial diplomatic mission last night when he went online and posted... 'South Carerdddd.'
(Laughter)
Uh-oh. I spy a cognitive. When it comes to his brain, things are clearly going south carerdddd. Now, were I generous —
(Cheering and Applause)
Lovely people. Now, were I to be generous here, I would guess that when he typed 'South Carerdddd,' he was possibly trying to write South Korea, spelling it with a 'c' and an 'a,' and then ’er-d-d-d-d.' But he can never be wrong. So get ready for new world maps featuring South Carerdddd, North Carerdddd, The Fallopian’s, and of course, Japana-rama-ding-dong.”