COLBERT: “No, ma’am. That’s because you’ve never seen just how bad I can be. [Cheering] [Laughter] Trump is at rock bottom with a majority of Americans in surveys from Marist, Quinnipiac, and AP-NORC. Not to mention, he got 1 star on Yelp, 0% on Rotten Tomatoes , and a frowny face outside the men’s bathroom at LaGuardia."