EXCERPT:
COLBERT: "'What dummy wouldn’t accept a gift? You know, I will give you an example. You know my friend Priam? Great leader of Troy, powerful leader. Beautiful city. Okay, so Troy gets this free, giant, luxury horse from Greece, they left it right outside the city gates. Isn’t that great of the Greeks? They fight for 10 years and then ding-dong, free state-of-the-art wooden pinata. What does Priam do? Is he a dummy? No, he says, 'Thanks for the horse, let’s party,' because he’s no dummy. Lots of whispers and giggles coming from inside that horse — even the candy is excited, evidently.'”