EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “As so often happens with ceasefires, we don’t really know what happened. I believe it’s called the “fog of peace.” In an interview, the president said the United States had achieved “Total and complete victory. 100%. No question about it.” Okay, couple questions about it: Um, huh? And fo’ reals? Because Iran is also claiming victory against the United States and Israel. ’Cause keep in mind, Trump said “There will be no deal with Iran except unconditional surrender!” And that’s exactly what he got, with just ten conditions. The White House has not released the alleged ten conditions yet, but Iranian state media have released what they claim are the ten conditions. They include, Iran’s continued control of the Strait of Hormuz. That the U.S. remove all primary and secondary sanctions against Iran, and apparently accept that Iran can enrich uranium for its nuclear program. Which is everything they wanted before the war! So, it’s a real “win-win” in that Iran won twice?”