RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “There are so many -- There are so many investigations swirling around Donald Trump right now that R. Kelly is like, "I'm glad I'm not that guy." And the majority of Americans think he is guilty of something. According to a poll that came out yesterday, 64% thought Trump had committed crimes before he became president, including 33% of Republicans. And, yet, his approval rating with Republicans is 82%. "Police! Police! He just stole my wallet! Stop that man! I want to vote for him!"
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