Colbert: ‘Mr. Trump, America Will Not Bow Before Any King Not Named ‘Burger’’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Now, obviously this seems like a good thing, so Donald Trump ruined it. Yesterday he posted, 'Congestion pricing is dead. Manhattan and all of New York is saved. Long live the king!' Yes, the classic domain of an all-powerful king.
(Audience boos)
Yes, it’s what all kings do: regulate local toll roads. 'Behold! Camelot has been saved, for I have pulled Excalibur from the median strip of the Cross Bronx Expressway.' So, the president of these United States has called himself a king, which is the thing presidents are not supposed to do. Then White House social media posted this image with Trump wearing a crown.
(Audience boos)
Yeah. Yeah, I agree. But you know he’s trolling us, and we shouldn’t take the bait. But with this guy, every troll is a trial balloon. So, here we go. Mr. Trump, America will never bow before any king not named Burger. For he hath made us all part of the royal family.
(Cheering and Applause)
And we, we — and we hunger for onion rings! Mmm, mmmm.”