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COLBERT: “One New Jersey politician proposed a bill to give local law enforcement the same type of capability as the Department of Defense and Homeland Security: permission to down one of these unmanned drones. He wants local police to shoot at anything in the sky in December.
(Laughter)
Santa, I hope you have a kevlar sleigh! And don’t forget to take the battery out of Rudolph’s nose! We’ll have more on this story as we continue to learn nothing about it."