EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “I just want to start off tonight with a heartfelt “phh-shew.” Because after weeks of threatening to go to war with our NATO allies over Greenland, an island that is not green nor has much land, yesterday, at the 11th hour, Trump announced that he had reached the framework of a Greenland deal with NATO. You hear that, everybody? The problem that we never had until he created it is finally solved!
[Laughter]
“Good news, everyone. I am taking back the loaded shotgun from the chimp I gave it to. Good boy, BoBo. As a reward, take this hand grenade. Hold it tight now, BoBo. Me friend. Pin stay in.” Before we get into details of this framework, I have to warn you that there are none, and that the “none” is also very vague.”