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COLBERT: “It’s a dark day. Leaders from across the globe condemned Putin’s illegal invasion, including Joe Biden, who smacked Putin with a whole bunch of new sanctions today, including one that will cut Russia off from semiconductors crucial to the military, biotechnology, and aerospace industries. So, Russians coming back from the International Space Station? You’re going to have to call an Uber. Biden also announced sanctions on corrupt billionaires and their families who are close to the Kremlin. Of course, that’s emotionally and financially close to the Kremlin– they can still live at Mar-a-Lago. The president – What? What?”