EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “They argue that those Venezuelan boats deserved to be blowed up real good, ’cause trust us, those are drug smugglers. So it’s a little odd that on Friday, Trump announced he was pardoning former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, who last year was convicted of conspiracy to import over 400 tons of cocaine into the United States. That’s a lot of cocaine. Now, for reference, for reference, this is an artist’s rendering of what a 400-ton bag of cocaine would look like.
(Cheering and Laughter)
Now, this sounds hypocritical, but it makes sense, given the administration’s new PSA campaign 'Just say no to drugs... unless they’re from former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, ’cause he got the high-speed chicken feed.'”