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COLBERT: “Trump is scrambling to minimize the political damage, posting earlier this week, “Short-term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for USA, and world safety and peace.” Easy for him to say. He doesn’t pay for his own gas. That’s anyone who stand’s behind him. [Laughter] Somehow, president businessman didn’t see all this coming. Reportedly, this weekend’s oil price spike caught White House staffers off guard. According to one, “It was insane. It absolutely surprised the administration.” Really? You were surprised that bombing the place the oil comes from makes the oil cost more? “Huh. I thought burning down the Anne Taylor loft would lead to more sensible workplace separates. Huh. That’s what I thought"