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COLBERT: “How dare you, sir! Chicago is not a hellhole right now. Chicago is not a hellhole until February. Then, then, it is subzero windswept vista of frozen Lake Michigan, trudging out of your affordable apartment to meet your improv friends at Twin Anchors for a craft beer and a double cheeseburger. Hellhole. Mmm. Hellhole. Yesterday, Trump also posted... “Chicago is the worst and most dangerous city in the world, by far.” Worst and most dangerous? Two words: [Bleep] You.”