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COLBERT: “That is just pathetic. He’s literally begging them to invent votes for him. It’s like watching an old man try to mooch an extra pancake at the Denny’s: “What are we doing here, folks? I only need one more pancake, fellas. And then I get a grand slam. Just flap some jacks on there. Give me a break. Give me a break. And the state of Georgia.” The committee —This is Rudy-Tooty, rich and fraudulent. I know that’s IHOP.”