RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “”No, folks, listen. And if you insist on asking me about Jeffery Epstein, please turn in your MAGA hat, your golden shoes, your golden watch, your Trump golden guitar, and also immediately delete any NFTs you have of me as laser eyes, Top Gun moon-man, or outerspace lion tamer. Thank you for your attention to this matter.” That’s my favorite. Outer space. I really can do that.” You can’t build a brand on conspiracy theories and then get mad when people are interested in your conspiracy theories! The same reason Hooters had to drop their short-lived ad campaign: “If you’re not here for the food, please go home.””