RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Apparently, Trump learned that violent masked goons are not crowd-pleasers from hs most trusted advisor: The TV. Reportedly, over the weekend, working from the Oval Office, Trump watched as footage of the shooting of Alex Pretti played on repeat from Minneapolis. As one insider described the situation: “It’s [bleep], and POTUS knew he needed to UN-[bleep] it.” And Trump knows better than anybody if you don’t UN-[bleep] Quick enough, you could end up with an Eric. His big move. His big move. I’m sorry. I’m sorry to use bad words like “Eric.” His big move in beginning the UN-[bleep]ening: sending in Trump’s border czar and lovechild of shrek and mrs. Potato head, Tom homan.”