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COLBERT: “Then, following Stephen Miller’s orders, ICE went to Los Angeles and started just rounding up people at workplaces, which of course led to protests that the mayor described as '100 people. 27 people were arrested.' Soon after, without agreement from state leaders, Trump called in the National Guard. Well, no surprise there. Trump’s getting his revenge on Tinseltown. He never won an Emmy for 'The Apprentice,' and was snubbed in the 1993 Oscars for his performance in 'Home Alone 2.' 'They gave it to Pacino for ’Scent of a Woman.’ A woman? I’ve smelled thousands of women, and I’m not even blind, okay? Hoo-ah!'”