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COLBERT: “I knew that he would take the opportunity of a second presidency to do every terrible thing I could imagine. I just never imagined he’d do all of them at once, because the last five weeks have been shock and awful. And even now the MAGA faithful are starting to notice, because according to a Republican pollster, Trump voters are getting buyers’ remorse.
(Cheering and Applause)
It’s kind of hard to feel a lot of sympathy for them. They ordered the turd soup, and then said, 'Waiter, there’s turds in my soup.' Then they came back four years later and asked, 'Y’all still have that turd soup?'”