RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Oh no! The TV’s mad at me! I’m sorry, TV. Please forgive me, you’re my only friend!” The TV’s the only one who’s seen me naked. So, this morning, suddenlyTrump was angry, tweeting about the last big spending bill he signed — “When I begrudgingly signed the omnibus bill, I was promised the wall and border security by leadership. Would be done by end of year— now— it didn’t happen!” Yeah, he didn’t get what he wanted. If only there had been a campaign theme song that had prepared him for this moment — S you can’t always get what you want.”