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COLBERT: “What part of that don’t you get? Not only is the regime over there still in place. Not only do they still have their nuclear material but U.S. intelligence says Iran has retained roughly 70% of its pre-war missile stockpile, 90% of its underground missile storage and launch facilities and access to 30 of the 33 missile sites along the Strait of Hormuz. Which means I have to update my long-suffering segment “Hormuz News U Can Uz. A Trillion Misuz'd. Stockpiles Barely Reduz'd, I Am the Walrus, Ku-Ku-Kashuz.”