EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Let’s see, what else has been happening around the world? I’m sorry, sir, you had something you wanted to say?”
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TRUMP: “As you probably know, we’ve just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela.”
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COLBERT: “I did not know that. Thank you. And I’m just curious. What happens to the oil on that tanker?”
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TRUMP: “Well, we keep it, I guess.”
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(Laughter)
COLBERT: “You’re not supposed to say the quiet part out loud! Ix-nay on the ealing-tay! Sir, sir —
(Cheering and Applause)
I believe you meant to say we’re ‘bringing democracy’ to the tanker as part of ‘Operation Enduring Gas Pump.’”