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COLBERT: "Republicans are trying to give Trump a gift before his big birthday parade: a budget that would cut Medicaid to finance tax cuts for billionaires.
(Audience boos)
If this bill is passed, experts estimate that in the next 10 years, 8.6 million fewer Americans will have health care coverage. I, for one, look forward to the pharmaceutical ads. 'No healthcare? Ask your doctor about rubbing some dirt on it. Side effects include gettin’ dirty and death.' There’s also gonna be cuts to the supplemental nutrition assistance program, or... [Snaps]. Republicans have proposed limiting nutrition aid to only U.S. citizens and green card holders. Or, counterpoint, hear me out. What if we keep giving food to all the hungry children and, to make up for that, Republicans can eat a [bleep]. How ’bout that?”