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Conan O’Brien Promises to Travel to Greenland to Help Trump Negotiate Land Deal: ‘Straight Trade: Greenland for Florida’?

‘So Denmark, I’m ready to sweeten the deal’

RUSH EXCERPT:

CONAN: “So Denmark, I’m ready to sweeten the deal. There’s a couple of ways we could do it. We could do a straight trade. Greenland for Florida, ok. Yeah. Trust me, this is our best state. And please do not Google “Florida.” Not convinced yet? How about this, Greenland, once you’re part of the United States, you’ll be enrolled in the U.S. Healthcare system. That’s right. Yeah. Also, please do not Google “U.S. Healthcare system.” Please.”

(Mediaite)

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