RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “But those days are over, thanks to Trump club. Trump Club is a new subscription service that sends you the latest defenses for the president’s behavior, so you will always be prepared with the freshest and most convincing excuse, even if it’s a steaming pile of mindless dog shit. Of course, the president demanded a quid pro quo. When the Founders set up our government, they intended our leaders to exchange foreign aid for research against their political opponent.”