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Diego Luna: ‘Why Does Donald Trump Want to Screw Immigrants?’

‘Now, we know the boundaries’

EXCERPT:

LUNA: “All right, let’s do this. Knock-knock."

AUDIENCE: "Who’s there?"

LUNA: "ICE, everybody! Hide!"

(Laughter)

UNKNOWN FEMALE: "Yeah, that one's okay."

LUNA: "Okay, let’s try another one. Why does Donald Trump want to screw immigrants?"

AUDIENCE: "Why?"

LUNA: "Because the one he married won’t screw him.

(Laughter)

(Cheering and Applause)

No? Okay, okay, okay, Laurie, thank you very much. Now we know the boundaries.

(Laughter)

I didn’t come up with those, by the way. If you want to deport someone, I know the writers.”

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