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KIMMEL: “Yeah, it turns out bird flu has been spreading quickly because some of the chickens have been using fake vaccine cards isn’t that unbelievable. Yeah, get this, a man in Germany is in trouble after he got 90 Covid vaccine shots, so that he could sell forged vaccine cards. 90 doses. That guy could eat fried bat for dinner and be fine. And this is annoying, even after 90 doses, the CDC says he’ll probably need another booster in about four months."