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FALLON: "Well, tonight, President Trump headlined a rally to celebrate America’s 250th after all the musical artists dropped out of his concert.
[Light laughter] It’s the first event where BYOB means bring your own band.
[Laughter] And you go, “Oh.” Tonight included a military flyover, Lee Greenwood singing “God bless the USA,” and a speech by Trump. Even Trump’s biggest fans were like, “Is this a repeat?
[Laughter] ‘Cause I feel like I’ve seen this 400 —“ Yep, the rally kicked off the 16-day great American state fair on the National Mall. There’s funnel cake, there’s corn dogs, Turkey legs, and lots of other foods found during Trump’s colonoscopy."
