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FALLON: “Today, President Biden gave U.S. Intelligence agencies 90 days to find out exactly how Covid started. Biden was like, “If you can find a fiance in 90 days, you can find the truth about Covid. I believe it it’s worth a shot. I mean, if we’ve learned anything from Marvel movies, everyone loves a good origin story, you know? And I’m excited, cause they’ve already cast Timothee Chalamet to play young Covid. So that’s going to be cool. Yep, Biden wants the Covid origin story now than in ten years. He wants a Covid reunion on HBO Max. I’m pretty sure this will end with us tracing Covid back to the same lab that came up with the McRib. I love this. It’s in the shape of a rib, isn’t it?”