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FALLON: “Yeah, did you guys see this? During a private meeting at the White House, Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado gave Trump her 2025 Nobel Peace Prize, and he accepted it. [Light laughter] It means a lot to Trump. He hung it on the wall right next to his McDonald’s "Customer of the Month" plaque. [Laughter] “Makes me cry. That was a — that was a nasty September, I remember.” [Light laughter] When asked why he wanted Machado’s Nobel prize, Trump said, “She offered it to me.” [Light laughter] Yeah, ’cause you told her to! [Laughter] It’s the same reason your doctors let you eat fries inside the MRI. I mean, it’s not normal. [Laughter] “See if you can track this one.” [Laughter] “How’s — have this one, these two gonna race each other.”