EXCERPT:
FALLON: “But everyone is talking about this. Trump said that if Republicans win both the House and the Senate in the midterm elections, he will give every American adult $5,000.
[Light cheers] Now, I know that sounds like a bribe.
[Laughter] In Trump’s defense, he’s never gonna pay us, so technically it’s not a bribe. There you — come on.
[Laughter] $5,000 for everyone. The only catch is the money must be spent at the Mar-a-Lago gift shop.”
