EXCERPT:
FALLON: “Well, guys, today in Washington, D.C., The Geat American State Fair, celebrating America’s 250th, officially kicked off. Yep. The fair has everything. There’s a giant ferris wheel, there’s a carousel. They even have a "Trump Approval Rating Rollercoaster,' which has the biggest drop in history.
[Laughter] It’s amazing.
[Cheers and applause] And this is fun. They also hired Trump’s doctor to guess what you want your weight to be.
[Laughter] “150? Sure.” If that’s not all, they even have a petting zoo with some of the animals Trump named during his last cognitive test.
[Laughter] “Horse, duck, stripey horse.”
