EXCERPT:
FALLON: “President Trump visited a town in Texas to mark the completion of the more than 400 miles of border wall. When they heard Trump was coming to the border, Mexico was like, “Thank God, that wall is here.” Yeah, what a time to celebrate the effectiveness of a wall, six days after this happened. You know your presidency is off the rails when you have to distract from your attempted coup with your giant symbol of racism. But this was interesting, when asked what he was doing there, Trump said, “I’m just planning my escape.””