EXCERPT:
STERN: "There is nobody more loyal than Jimmy Kimmel. And what I mean by that — this is the truth — for years I said to him, you know, he goes to these things, ABC has a corporate function where they try to attract advertisers, every year they go to what they call the upfronts. And I said, 'Jimmy, why would you go to that? They don’t pay you to do that.' And you know what he said to me? He said, 'I go because it’s ABC and they need me to do it.' And you’ve gone to every charity event they’ve ever asked you to attend. And let me tell you something, I’ve gone to no charity events, so it made me feel bad. But forget about me. He’s done everything for the company, and I hope they keep that in mind."
KIMMEL: "Well, thank you, I appreciate that."
STERN: "And oh, my God, I don’t know about you, but if something goes wrong, oh, is ABC going to have hell to pay, am I correct? Are you with me?"
(Cheering and Applause)