EXCERPT:
STEWART: “But by the way, once you begin to notice it, you begin to see really the whole vibe around this president is very Make-a-Wish kid. Everyone who shows up to his office makes one of his dreams come true."
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UNKNOWN: "We thought it was only appropriate to present you with honorary United States marshal service badge."
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(Laughter)
(Applause)
STEWART: "Look how happy they made him! 'Gee whiz, mister! A real marshal? This is even better than when they let me drive a garbage truck!' You might be saying to yourself, 'The Make-a-Wish thing is a little much. A grown man would recognize when people are condescending to him, treating him like a child, tiptoeing around his fragile ego with the idea that this person is so easily manipulated that even the cheapest of gestures could be persuasive!' You would [bleep] think that!"”