EXCERPT:
STEWART: “Oh. It is a classic Trump deal. Announce a bold action with grandiose ambition, and then, shit the bed, and then state confidently that “bed shit was the goal all along,” and finally name the bed after Trump. Yes, folks. We went to war with Iran to force them to take money to buy our crops. Win-win. How did no one else figure this out? How did no other president have the foresight to bomb a country into a crop-buying spree?”