KLEPPER: “There’s one guy left? This is why we are losing the diarrhea war to lettuce! [Cheers and applause] It’s the flimsiest vegetable! So, here’s the point, America. How about instead of looking for partisan scapegoats for the last pandemic, how about we for once work together to find out how we can focus on preventing the next one? [Cheers and applause] I think that’s -- that's -- that whole thing is a plan even Dr. Fauci could agree with. What do you say, doc?” FAUCI [clip]: “I respectfully decline to answer.” KLEPPER: “Gotcha, saving it for the diary.“