RUSH EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: "Last night in Washington Nancy Pelosi roasted the president’s chestnuts pretty good. Democrats in the house made Donald Trump only the third person, president ever to be impeached. This morning he woke up on the floor next to his tanning bed and tweeted the words “I got impeached last might.” Yes, and our long national mightmare continues. Not a single Republican voted for impeachment, which means they either really like Donald Trump or really hate Mike Pence."