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Kimmel Asks Fans of Dem Cities to Show America Their ‘Hellholes:’ ‘Antifa Wins’

‘I will warn you - it is not for the faint of heart’

EXCERPT:

UNKNOWN MALE: "Hey, Jimmy, this is Abel reporting from the hellhole that is Chicago. You can see behind me, there is about 40,000 people that are being forced to run for their lives. They are going to run 26 miles. There is people all around them, jeering them, making fun of them, some are even offering them bananas."

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UNKNOWN MALE 2: "I am in Downtown Chicago. There's radical musicians playing on the street."

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UNKNOWN MALE 3: "It's getting scary out here. The bushes themselves are turning on the ICE agents. The houses are turning gay. Send help."

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UNKNOWN FEMALE: "We are really, really frightened. We are just trying to survive. And I just want to say, the restaurant where my husband and I are eating is out of the crab Rangoon.

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UNKNOWN MALE 4: "I'm here in Chicago where the carnage continues. The latest, our beloved $4 car wash has turned into a $5 car wash. As our community grows a bit more unrecognizable by the day, Antifa wins."

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