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KIMMEL: "We did have some good news today. Egg prices are down.
(Cheering and Applause)
A dozen eggs can be purchased now for an average of only $5.51, according to the Department of Agriculture. We live in a very weird time, because everyone’s complaining about the price of eggs, but they’re selling $20 strawberries. Have you seen this? On social media, it’s a super-expensive strawberry from Japan. It’s being sold at high-end grocery stores for $19 apiece. And they’re, like, sold out. It’s hard to get them because everyone wants to try one because they’re $19. I tried one on the show last week. It was a very good strawberry. It was not $20 good. Not only that, I’m not sure I could even tell the difference between that strawberry and a regular one. In fact, I bet most people can't."