EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Yes, I know this because I do it almost every night on my show. To be fair to Tucker Carlson, all of his viewers are mentally ill. This interview was so all over the place, you’d think Matt Gaetz owned a pillow company ... This is like when your college roommate shows up and meets your new wife, and starts saying things like “Remember that time we had a threesome with a goat?” And you’re like — “