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Kimmel Hammers Iran MOU: ‘We Got Hormoozled’

‘Dagnabbit!’

EXCERPT:

KIMMEL: “I guess it didn’t pass the Bill Cassidy test. But “The Wall Street Journal” described the deal as a “strategic retreat,” and Mike Pence, Trump’s former vice president, said it was “ill advised.” Our own intelligence agencies have reportedly determined that the end result of Trump’s little excursion is that Iran will now be able to shut down the Strait of Hormuz anytime they want. An intelligence source told CNN – “we have now handed Iran de facto control over the strait. A weapon more powerful than any nuke.” Dagnabbit! We got Hormoozled!”

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