Kimmel: I Keep Waiting to See Musk on a One-Way SpaceX to El Salvador

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KIMMEL: “And of course the Democrats are jumping on it like he’s on their side when it comes to all the terrible effects this bill would have on poor and middle-class people, not to mention adding trillions of dollars to our national debt. But the real truth is Musk is mad about the things that affect him personally, like cutting the electric vehicle tax credit, and not using his company Starlink for air traffic control, and that they pulled his friend’s nomination for head of NASA. What Elon Musk cares about is Elon Musk. And you can tell that Trump doesn’t want to exacerbate this. Even though he's said to be furious, it was even reported on Fox News that he's absolutely furious, but he's been unusually quiet, he hasn't punched back. In fact, he kind of disappeared this afternoon. Usually, he’s got reporters in the Oval Office. He’s out yelling on the helipad. We had none of that today. No executive orders. No angry posts about Elon on TRUTH Social. Very unlike him to show restraint. So this must be serious. I mean, between Elon and Melania, Trump now has two foreigners who won’t sleep with him.

(Applause)

It’s only a matter of time. It will happen. I mean, I keep waiting to see Musk on a one-way SpaceX to El Salvador."