EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: "Barbie was laughing at you. Not only were they laughing at you on Oscar Sunday, there are now dozens of 'Past your jail time?' shirts for sale. There are mugs. There are tank tops. There is an 'Isn’t it past your jail time?' backpack? People are writing it outside the Trump hotel. There are billboards. There are billboards in Pennsylvania, in Florida, and there are a lot more to come. But if only I’d kept my mouth shut. Imagine him telling anyone they should’ve kept their mouth shut. Like, that should be on his tombstone: 'Should have kept his mouth shut.'”