EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: "Yeah. Just like your weight is hovering around 175.
(Cheering and Applause)
I guess, in a way, the fact that he thinks he’s thin enough to make fun of fat people makes it easier to understand why he thinks we think gas costs $2 a gallon. Which it does not. In fact, if you’re on the road and you see a sign that says 'Gas $2 a gallon' over the break, do me a favor and post that, with the hashtag #Gassolini. I mean, he says it’s $2 a gallon, it must be true!”
