EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “What in God’s name is going on? [Applause] I don’t know about you. I remember a time in this country when we ended Dan Quayle’s career because he misspelled the word “potato.” [Laughter] Now, we have this guy telling us what to put in our bodies can’t drive past a festering animal without beheading its boner and throwing it in the back seat with his kids. Here’s another weird thing. Raccoon penis? Also J.D. Vance’s Secret Service code name.”