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Kimmel Mocks TikTok Probe: If the Chinese Found out How to Make Spaghetti on a Countertop, They’d Be Unstoppable

‘And the president of China watches every second of this’

EXCERPT:

KIMMEL: “And the president of China watches every second of this. He’s just watching and one day he’s going to use it against us. That’s TikTok for you. TikTok is owned — the parent company is a company called Byte Dance — the fear is that the Chinese government could order Byte Dance to turn over all the information it has on us at any time and if China figures out how to make spaghetti on a countertop, they will be unstoppable. The Chinese, by the way, don’t allow any of our social beta platforms in their country. In fact, they don’t even allow TikTok in their country. They have a sanitized version of TikTok.”

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